The AI Brand That Skips the Pleasantries.

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^$2,000

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A category joke everyone gets instantly — AI, but with zero patience for niceties
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^$200

$200 down, then 12 monthly payments of $166.67.

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Who’s This For?

The Punchline AI Has Been Waiting For.

The Industries

AI startups, comedy-tech brands, and founders who want a name that cuts through a sea of earnest, identical AI launches.

Why This Name Works

Every AI company sounds the same: helpful, friendly, vaguely utopian. AIforAssholes.com is the punchline the whole market is waiting for — instantly memorable and impossible to confuse with anyone else.

The Brand Play

An AI agent that gets to the point, roasts your bad ideas, and never says “I’m just an AI.” The name promises a personality, and personality is the one thing AI brands can’t copy.

About the Transaction

Peachtree.Domains pays all closing fees on every sale — your quoted price is your total price. No surprises at checkout.